- Colin Fraser
THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD
TWO STARS A hitman is going to stand trial as a key witness against a European leader, if his bodyguard can keep him alive that long.
Starring Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson
COMEDY ACTION #THEHITMANSBODYGUARD
If you're idea of a good night out is watching Samuel L. Jackson do his mutha-fu**kin schtick one more mutha-fu**kin time, then this is the mutha-fu**kin film for you, mutha-fu**er! Get the point? He's the hitman to Ryan Reynold's bodyguard who's been charged with keeping his client alive until he can testify at a human rights trial in Europe. It's all a high-concept excuse for blowing sh*t up across London and Amsterdam; which is the film's only virtue - it's arguably more interesting to see sh*t blow up there than some amorphous American city. Otherwise you've been here too many times before, generally with that mutha-f**er Sam L. Jackson.